onsdag 14. november 2012

Black Ops 2 Review (PC)




My Call of Duty Black Ops II Review:
So far its an OK game. The creators are worthless pieces of SHIT. The only thing they scored on is the story.

Dice: Weak 4

Gameplay: 1/6 
Its like those games in the arcade. Those rail shooters where you 
hold that plastic gun and the game walks for you. Only here you dont have a plastic gun but a controller. But other than that your on rails. No freedom. Just point and shoot.



Story: 5/6 If you have played Black Ops then the story is compelling and the only thing driving you through the game. Its kinda like playing with the buttons on your dvd controller while you watch a movie.
Again your a super human bullet sponge military man bad ass, killing 100's of people in every level, jumping from explosives and 'yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn' Just run and gun. No skill is needed. I had a horse and a rocket launcher. And i took out 6 military black hawk helicopters and 300+ soldiers with an AK. And then next map. The only new thing is the half assed RTS element presented a good hour into the game where you can kinda control a few people around a 100 meter big map and take control of the one you see fit. Some new, alot of old.

Zombie Mode: IS BACK! but it dont work. At least not for me. Thanks Activision and Treyarch. Bitches. How To Wait For Patches 101.


Multiplayer: I dont give a fuck. I dont play multiplayer.


Summary: 
Not worth 60 bucks. Go buy Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare After you play that you have kinda played Modern Warfare 2 and 3 too. And most of the elements of Black Ops. And you get it cheap. Wait until Black Ops 2 goes on sale. Cause so far its nothing to be excited about. 

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